My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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