Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You may now shotgun with the bride
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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