at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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