i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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