just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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