So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Randomize
