My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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