dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
