how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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