Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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