I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
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you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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