that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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