Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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