Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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