So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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