Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
Randomize
