I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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