How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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