come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You're like the curious george of whores
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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