Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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