real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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