Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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