look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
she peed on how many people?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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