Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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