They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Randomize
