I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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