do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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