Me too!
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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