i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
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Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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