i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Randomize
