does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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