How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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