Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
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