handjob tips. give me some.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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