If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
no you cant smoke seaweed
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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