ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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