in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Come share oat with me in your robe
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never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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