wake up i wanna do it froggy style
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Send help, water and tortillas.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
