your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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