i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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