Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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