How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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