Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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