I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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