So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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