WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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