she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I am in a vortex of obligation.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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