My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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