So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
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you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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