belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Randomize
