I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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